This Blog Post Is “Epic”! New Ways with Old Words

The English language is alive and well—and changing. And that is probably a good thing, as much as grammarians like me resist some of these changes. However, this post isn’t about grammar and punctuation “rules” changing (they really don’t change that often); it is about words themselves adapting to societal changes. Think about George Orwell’s 1984: Big Brother was trying to make the language smaller because the fewer ways we have to express ourselves, the fewer feelings, thoughts, and opinions we can express. And that is a bad thing.

Words and their uses change in many ways. Here are just a few of those ways:

1. Some words retain their original meanings but take on new slang meanings. 
2. Some words take on an additional part of speech.
3. Some words take on new technological meanings while retaining their old meanings as well.
4. Some words just find new, weird ways of being used. 

Words with Slang Meanings

These examples are not actually new, but  are slang definitions of common words:

epic: The usual meaning is “heroic or unusually majestic,” but you might come home from a party and describe it as being “epic.”

crib: It is where a baby sleeps, but it also means “where I live,” as in “Come see my new crib; it’s epic!”

ride: It still means what you think it does, but it also refers to “my car,” and usually a nice one. “Check out my new ride.”

blast: While it still means an explosion, it also means a severely fun time. “That epic party was a blast!”

Words with New Parts of Speech

Some adjectives have been turned into nouns (mostly in advertising), and some nouns have been turned into verbs.

Use Nutella and you are “spreading the happy.” (Well, who wouldn’t agree with that one!) But what is “the happy”?

Buy makeup at Sephora and you are “celebrating your extraordinary.” Notice on this one that if you mistakenly use you’re instead of your, it all makes sense, and extraordinary is back to being a adjective!

Connect to the internet with AT&T and you are “rethinking possible.”

We used to have friends. Now we friend people, usually on social media. Many times we don’t even know these people.

A network used to be something we watched on television. Then it was something we belonged to. Now we actually have to get up and do it!

New Tech/Social Media Meanings

Many words have taken on additional meanings because of social media and technology.

Whenever someone talks about their data being stored in the cloud, I still look up at the sky and imagine a big cumulus cloud filled with “stuff.” But the cloud is just a big room filled with computers.

Bandwidth has always been a technical term, but now it applies to humans too, as “I don’t have enough bandwidth to remember all this information.”

Catfish isn’t just dinner anymore.  It is making up a fake profile and pretending you are who you aren’t on social media. 

I might take a swipe at you. Or I might just swipe my credit card through a machine, that is, if it doesn’t have a chip. And I don’t mean potato chip.

Remember when a troll was a little funny-looking doll with wild orange hair? Well, now you can be trolled by a troll who is posting things to you on social media to cause a reaction.

A tag gives you the price and washing instructions for your new purchase. It’s also a kids’ game. But now it is also a verb meaning to identify someone on social media.

Your car was blocking my driveway. But now I am blocking you on Facebook because I don’t like your opinions.

Footprints used to be simple, although they could be used as evidence in crimes. Now they are ecologically significant as well. 

Your prominent nose used to play a big part in your profile. Now your profile tells more about you than your nose and chin.

We never used to want to catch anything viral. Now we all want to go viral.

If you get tired of all this newfangled language, all you have to do is unplug for a while. And I don’t mean the toaster.

And a Couple of Weird Things

We may have learned in elementary school not to begin a sentence with because. Of course, that isn’t even true. The teacher was just trying to prevent us from writing a sentence fragment (Because I said so.). Now, because has taken on a whole new weirdness: I am tired because homework. What????  Aren’t there some words left out there?

“It’s a thing” is now a thing. (I hear this particular “thing” comes from the television show The West Wing, which I never watched, so I don’t know.)  Yup! Avocado toast is “a thing” now. 

(P.S. The Oxford English Dictionary is updated quarterly, with over 1,000 words added each quarter. So if you don’t like the words, wait three months!)

Next week’s blog post will be the second part of this two-part series of weird ways with words. Check out some other posts about weird words:  Wait on This     I Could Care Less and Other Such Things    and the Weird and Wonderful Words Series.

 Grammar Diva News

Last weekend I attended and spoke at Writer’s World, a one-day conference for writers, self-publishers, editors, and everyone else who is involved in producing books. It was sponsored by BAIPA, the Bay Area Independent Publishers Association. I had to leave early to rush back to my hometown (Petaluma, CA) to attend the Local Writers Gala, a celebration of Petaluma writers. I was very impressed. Who knew there were so many successful, talented writers here? Unfortunately, the nearby fairground was hosting the Lagunitas Beer Circus. Beer or books? Which would you choose? Well, it appears that enough people chose beer to make parking impossible for the library event! Go figure!

Later this month I will again be speaking to a group of would-be entrepreneurs at the Small Business Development Center’s Next Level Class. I regularly speak at these classes at the invitation of my friend and business advisor, who teaches them. It is always fun to talk to people who are interested in starting all types of businesses — and doing my job of telling them how important writing skills are to any entrepreneur.

By the way, I plan to put out my next book some time around next June (2019). It will be a writing book, and I will be researching it and marketing my other books until then. For now, please check out the rest of my books on my book page.