Malapropism: Unintentionally using the incorrect word, often ridiculously, usually confusing words that sound similar.

Books. Wonderful things, they are! Most people seem to like books.

Do you remember ever being taught not to start a sentence with “There is . . .”?

Remember when . . . tweets came from the birds in the trees? And webs from spiders?

What if there were no punctuation could you read a book just as easily